Lightbulb Jokes
How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
10. One to hold the bulb in place and 9 to drink until the room spins.
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How many movie directors does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's finished everyone will think that his last light bulb was much better.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen.
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How many Islamic fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Jihadists just sit in the dark and blame it on the Jews.
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What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
The light bulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.
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How many Jewisjh mothers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Don't mind me. I'll just sit here in the dark. Yougo out and have fun.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to change a light bulb?
None. In Chernobyl, one just holds the bulb and it glows by itself.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?
252: One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, fifty to establish the state production quota, two hundred militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously order an American light bulb.
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How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
"Dude I'll screw anywhere but how do we fit inside a lightbulb?"
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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
FISH.
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